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06-28-2017, 02:13 PM | #1 |
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| Bad joke of the day What did the wolf say to the hungry rabbit? I'll make you dinner? |
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07-03-2017, 12:14 PM | #2 |
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| A 3 legged dog walks into a saloon and says: "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw"
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07-05-2017, 12:44 PM | #3 |
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| lol, I like that. |
11-15-2017, 09:10 PM | #4 |
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| A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
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11-16-2017, 04:19 AM | #5 |
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| My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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11-20-2017, 10:44 AM | #6 | |
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11-20-2017, 10:58 AM | #7 |
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| Well it the thread is not the "good" joke of the day!
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11-20-2017, 11:14 AM | #8 |
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| Very true. But you made bad look good, so it's ok. |
11-20-2017, 03:56 PM | #9 |
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| Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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11-20-2017, 06:19 PM | #10 |
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| Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
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11-21-2017, 08:17 PM | #11 |
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| A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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11-22-2017, 05:00 AM | #12 |
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| Lol, cute lol
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11-22-2017, 02:02 PM | #13 |
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