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02-12-2006, 02:54 PM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005
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| Advice for Women! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 14. Sadly, all men are created equal. |
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02-12-2006, 03:11 PM | #2 |
Luv My Bug! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: california
Posts: 1,573
| AMEN Sister!
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02-12-2006, 03:25 PM | #3 |
And now Missy's Mom, too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: FL
Posts: 1,496
| You're never too old to laugh at good humor! I loved it!
__________________ Pat...Mom to Muffie & Missy! Our Photos are HERE Missy on Dogster Muffie on Dogster |
02-12-2006, 03:48 PM | #4 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Georgia
Posts: 335
| very good thread, very true also
__________________ Brittany Loves Lacey!! |
02-12-2006, 04:16 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: new york
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| HAHA ..>i love it! i need to copy it for all my sister friends!
__________________ Deb and Miss Mini |
02-12-2006, 08:01 PM | #6 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Toronto
Posts: 371
| As one of the few guys here I just want to say....... that was pretty funny But hey you women aren't perfect either |
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