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yorkiegirl2 · 10-06-2008, 08:22 PM

SORRY

I know it's not funny to you Now but you'll look back one day and laugh about it.
Some of the things we do and go through in the name of breeding...

cesar49 · 10-06-2008, 10:02 PM

well i am banking on letting nature take its course.. do you really have to assist? cant you lock them up together with snacks like a honeymoon.
maybe some aromatherapy or sex toys..

if i have to help, then aint no babies coming to my house..

i would love to see a video of this assisted mating...
but i dont think i could ever assist

of course i said the same thing about tail docking... but i did it

so if i dont get puppies by next year then maybe i will have to intervene

MindieRose · 10-07-2008, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by cesar49

well i am banking on letting nature take its course.. do you really have to assist? cant you lock them up together with snacks like a honeymoon.
maybe some aromatherapy or sex toys..

if i have to help, then aint no babies coming to my house..

i would love to see a video of this assisted mating...
but i dont think i could ever assist

of course i said the same thing about tail docking... but i did it

so if i dont get puppies by next year then maybe i will have to intervene

Oh I'm not taking video of it, I felt gross enough already!

maggiesmom_2007 · 10-13-2008, 07:23 PM

cesar49,

It's funny you mention a video of this. Back when I was waiting for Maggie to come into heat a girl I worked with wanted a puppy. Well everyday she asked me if she was gonna have puppies. I tried to educate her on the finer points of Animal mating but she kept insisting that I should just pop in a Porno turn on some Barry White and light some candles. Needless to say no matter how many times I told her that dogs are not like people they don't have sex all the time she kept insisting that if I did that Maggie would get pregnant.

Mindierose, I know exactly what you mean about assisting. I tried to do that with Maggie and the male I used. It wasn't like he wasn't trying, He just had too much hair in the way. So I tied his hair out of the way.

Brady's mommy · 10-13-2008, 07:26 PM

JMuedog · 10-13-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Woogie Man

Who would have ever thought that safety glasses would be required gear for breeding???

HAHAHA this is a great thread! I wouldn't have liked having that come at my eye but you have to admit its funny

majesticyorkies · 10-13-2008, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MindieRose

Ok, so Lola, my shih tzu, still will not stand for Joe. So I was assisting today, holding her up, holding her tail as well, and he had it....for a minute....then came out, and almost "shot" me in the eye!!!! No, it isnt funny, its gross. Ok, so I would totally be laughing if it were someone else, but yuck!!! I don't know what more I can do. He was in there for a few, but I don't think it got the job done. The did not tie, and I am pretty sure that the floor was more fertilized than she was, and my eyeball almost got it as well. She doesn't want him, she growls at him, but she wants Diesel, and he is in his kennel. Can't she just close her eyes and pretend its Diesel???

lol I have been there and in the eye, and face, my hubbys old poodle did it on my head in the middle of the night gross, my hubby just laughed at me I did not find it so funny at 3 am. good luck

majesticyorkies · 10-13-2008, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by yorkiegirl2

SORRY

I know it's not funny to you Now but you'll look back one day and laugh about it.
Some of the things we do and go through in the name of breeding...

lol lol sorry too but you are so right, if it was to mutts we would have anything to worry about. this is a great thread funny

cesar49 · 10-14-2008, 05:13 PM

please make a video of the assist
a tutorial would be very helpful

xxmxaxrxyxx · 10-16-2008, 11:31 PM

thank you, this thread just made my night....hehe...can not stop laughing!

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cesar49 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: eagles nest ohio Posts: 1,253 Blog Entries: 1	please make a video of the assist a tutorial would be very helpful __________________ Purchasing from backyard breeders, pet shops, and puppymills perpetuates the suffering of other dogs.

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yorkiegirl2 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,736	SORRY I know it's not funny to you Now but you'll look back one day and laugh about it. Some of the things we do and go through in the name of breeding...