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07-13-2008, 11:40 AM | #1 |
YT 1000 Club Member | Something lighthearted I found. The Most Expensive Collar you ever bought? Why of course ..that very first show collar! How it all began In the Beginning... You got your dog, a real show dog, and quickly realized that you needed the correct collar to show him on. Which in turn led you to that wonderful buttery smooth three foot leather lead. At your very first show, you noticed that you just HAD to have the proper grooming supplies also. Slicker Brush $9.00 Comb $10.00 Spray Bottle $4.00 Good Conditioner $15.00 Water Bottle $4.00 Pin Brush $15.00 Bait $10.00 NEW Collar (your dog has now out grown that first one) $14.00 Chalk $9.00 Chalk Brush $15.00 Cholesterol $10.00 YOUR FIRST POINT.*****YOU'RE HOOKED******** Bait $10.00 Dog show calendar $12.00-don't wanna miss ANY shows now By now you're beginning to realize the back seat isn't a proper way to transport your dog. Dog Crate for the car $80.00 At your very next show you begin to feel a bit more confident and relaxed at dog shows Borrowing and waiting to use your friends grooming table is so inconvenient. Grooming Table $95.00 Grooming Arm $50.00 Bait $10.00 You begin to start collecting dog show things, old towels, skirts with pockets, dresses with pockets, Good comfortable shoes, rain gear, umbrellas, water jugs, etc $100.00 Too many grooming supplies? Tack Box for supplies $50.00 Good comfortable Camp Chairs $35.00-we seem to be spending much more time at shows lately. Suddenly you realize all of these items AND your dog don't fit in the family car anymore. Used Mini Van $15,000. Somewhere around this point you get tired of waiting to use your friends blow dryer. New blow dryer $150.00 Extension Cord for Dryer $15.00 Five-way plug for sharing electricity with your new dog show friends $10.00 New and improved dog show collar and lead $40.00 New type of improved Coat Conditioner $15.00 Bait $10.00 Your friends favorite Shampoo and Whitener $35.00 New Comb and Slicker brush $25.00 (you lost the old ones at the last show) Scissors $30.00 (kitchen shears just don't trim those pads right) Muddy Show grounds..Roll up mat for covering ground $45.00 YOUR DOG PICKED UP HER NINTH SINGLE The hunt for majors begins. After wasting much money on entries where majors didn't hold you begin to get frustrated and search out and find that new male show puppy and a perfect match for your female! Crate for new dog $80.00 Show collar and lead for new dog $50.00 (your tastes have been refined now) Handling classes for new dog $40.00 The very first show teaches you, your Mini Van will not carry both crates and all your equipment. Brand New Larger Mini Van $25,000.00 Now having two dogs to show and get ready quickly teaches you a generator is required! Generator $325.00 Two Dog Kennels for outside $1,000.00 Just gotta pick up one of those majors on your female Handler for those major shows $200.00 (+/-) YOUR FEMALE FINISHES! Your new male is too young to breed. Updating & Health Clearances on Female $200.00 Stud Fee $1,000.00 Progesterone Testing $200.00 Whelping box $250.00 Vet bills-x-rays, sonograms, well mother checks $400.00 Putting first aid whelping kit together $300.00 Vaccines for new litter $150.00 X-pen for puppies $80.00 Whelping pads, fleeces, toys for puppies, weaning supplies, etc $450.00 Baby Scale $45.00 Well puppy and mother exams $150.00 Spectacular puppy in litter will be new show dog. Immediately realize Mini Van will NOT hold three dogs and show equipment Motor Home or Full size dog show van $30, 000 to $100,000.00!!!!!!!!! You suddenly realize you are eating macaroni and cheese while your dogs are eating Human Grade Dog food at $55.00 a bag. Congratulations! You have now earned the title of "Dog Breeder!" Aren't you glad you are finally making those big bucks breeding dogs? So far you have invested $75,652.00 in showing your two dogs. This figure does NOT include dog food, the initial cost of your dogs, entry fees, motel bills, general vet bills, toys and Many other ownership incidentals. Your litter of pups yielded six puppies, you kept one and sold the other five for $500.00 each. Congratulations you just made $2,500.00 Breeding your dogs! Now if you can just breed 30 or more litters you MAY just break even with your initial investment of over $75,000! Author Unknown
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07-13-2008, 04:54 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 5000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Southeast Texas
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| They forgot to mention $4+ a gallon for fuel. I think if the price of fuel keeps going up that people will have to start car pooling to dog shows. Thanks for sharing. |
07-14-2008, 12:58 AM | #3 |
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| Lol thats so funny im glad Ebony isnt a show dog coz she wouldnt be going and i cant drive! |
07-15-2008, 04:24 PM | #4 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Oregon
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| VERY VERY FUNNY! But the truth resonates within me with each sentence & I don't show yet. But I sure can see the 'merry go round' once the bug bites ya! *S* |
07-16-2008, 02:08 AM | #5 |
YT 1000 Club Member | I know what you mean I am getting ready to jump on that merry go round. Classes are on mon. & wedn. then hopefully she does well because there is a puppy fun match in Ferndale on the 23rd of August.
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07-16-2008, 03:47 AM | #6 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Ocean Springs
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| Lol This needs to go under why puppies cost so much at work....LOL my coworkers would get a kick out of this...
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07-16-2008, 04:16 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Missouri
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| Well that is really good. We all have to have things that end up for more. The lists are unending. Now this shows me why I can't show to much to invest in that.
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07-16-2008, 05:11 AM | #8 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: granite falls n.c
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| good greif! I am a breeder already so can I deduct some of those cost? I do want to show my babies that is my dream but I am not a rich person in fact in this acconamy I am barely getting buy, My hubby would flip if he were to read this! I can't aford a new mini van! I have a suv would that work? I was justgoing to try some local shows in my area, maybe I need to rethink this show thing? I don't know? thoghts...... |
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