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txshopper73 · 08-04-2005, 04:42 PM

I went to a friends house to help her dogs breed today. She was using her mom's stud who is beautiful but just a little on the porky side. He was pretty short, short bodied, great coat, topline...EVERYTHING.

Anyway, he was sold by another breeder because he wasn't a good performer. Well, let me tell ya something. What happened today totally SHOCKED ME!

He tried and tried and would just get tuckered out. So my friend suggested that I stimulate him while she holds Angel until he gets good and ready. So here I am, taking care of business and all of a sudden, he "grew" in size.

I take a look because my hand feels a little wet and I exclaim, "THE RAW SAUSAGE IS OUT!!!" I believe that he relieved himself on my hand because it was all wet and some dripping down my finger.

GROSS!!! I washed my hands with anti-bacterial soap and told my friend to take those dogs to a vet and have them do an A.I.

Needless to say, he wanted to take a nap after that episode.

camarolynn73 · 08-04-2005, 07:36 PM

LOL! I don't think that was pee on your hand!

prettypuppypink · 08-04-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

I went to a friends house to help her dogs breed today. She was using her mom's stud who is beautiful but just a little on the porky side. He was pretty short, short bodied, great coat, topline...EVERYTHING.

Anyway, he was sold by another breeder because he wasn't a good performer. Well, let me tell ya something. What happened today totally SHOCKED ME!

He tried and tried and would just get tuckered out. So my friend suggested that I stimulate him while she holds Angel until he gets good and ready. So here I am, taking care of business and all of a sudden, he "grew" in size.

I take a look because my hand feels a little wet and I exclaim, "THE RAW SAUSAGE IS OUT!!!" I believe that he relieved himself on my hand because it was all wet and some dripping down my finger.

GROSS!!! I washed my hands with anti-bacterial soap and told my friend to take those dogs to a vet and have them do an A.I.

Needless to say, he wanted to take a nap after that episode.

I'm still laughing, a great post. I think he 'liked' you.

Itspuppyluv · 08-04-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by prettypuppypink

I'm still laughing, a great post. I think he 'liked' you.

Lol - sounds like LOVE to me.

Txshopper, you are one heck of a friend.

seh0422 · 08-04-2005, 07:46 PM

I am so glad I was not in your shoes today. He liked you better than the female.

LMAO

ReconsMomma · 08-04-2005, 07:49 PM

OMG there should have been a warning on this one. I was eating. Note I said WAS

I dont think it was love though hahaha at least on his part. Maybe lust.

StewiesMom · 08-04-2005, 07:55 PM

Ew. Just one more reason to hate the red rocket and doggie sex.

PinkMartini · 08-04-2005, 08:01 PM

Ewwwww that's gotta be the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time... (Insert gagging smily here)

xtine · 08-04-2005, 08:18 PM

That is the most hilarious at the same time most disgusting thing ever! what a riot it was I bet!

babyparis · 08-04-2005, 08:23 PM

wow i hope you're not married. i wonder what your husband would think? lol it was love at first sight.

Jeniferlee · 08-04-2005, 08:26 PM

HAHAHAHAHA that is so gross it is downright funny! I have tears in my eyes and my husband is looking at me like I am crazy.....

I think I would still be washing my hands.......

That is a story you will tell time and time again and laugh everytime! And anyone who doesn't like dogs will look at you like your nuts!

sunshine22 · 08-04-2005, 08:36 PM

Just one more reason I'll never breed. Eeeeeww!

It makes me want to go wash my hands right now.

YorkieRose · 08-05-2005, 04:19 AM

It happens...I guess nothing about dogs can gross me out.LOL

browniesmom622 · 08-05-2005, 08:22 AM

:zip:

txshopper73 · 08-05-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by babyparis

wow i hope you're not married. i wonder what your husband would think? lol it was love at first sight.

I haven't told my husband yet about my new "sugar daddy"! LOL

08-04-2005, 04:42 PM	#1
txshopper73 Donating YT 14K Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Victoria, Texas Posts: 14,184 Blog Entries: 1	My experience with breeding today! GROSS! I went to a friends house to help her dogs breed today. She was using her mom's stud who is beautiful but just a little on the porky side. He was pretty short, short bodied, great coat, topline...EVERYTHING. Anyway, he was sold by another breeder because he wasn't a good performer. Well, let me tell ya something. What happened today totally SHOCKED ME! He tried and tried and would just get tuckered out. So my friend suggested that I stimulate him while she holds Angel until he gets good and ready. So here I am, taking care of business and all of a sudden, he "grew" in size. I take a look because my hand feels a little wet and I exclaim, "THE RAW SAUSAGE IS OUT!!!" I believe that he relieved himself on my hand because it was all wet and some dripping down my finger. GROSS!!! I washed my hands with anti-bacterial soap and told my friend to take those dogs to a vet and have them do an A.I. Needless to say, he wanted to take a nap after that episode. __________________ As always...JMO (Just My Opinion) Kimberley Gracie, London and Dallas

08-04-2005, 07:46 PM	#5
seh0422 YT Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: San Antonio Texas Posts: 480	I am so glad I was not in your shoes today. He liked you better than the female. LMAO __________________ Sarah mommy to Princess , Brownie , Koda and the new little four pack

08-04-2005, 07:55 PM	#7
StewiesMom Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago (Bridgeport) Posts: 6,290	Ew. Just one more reason to hate the red rocket and doggie sex. __________________ Kristy & Stewie

08-04-2005, 08:26 PM	#11
Jeniferlee Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In da UP of Michigan Posts: 346	HAHAHAHAHA that is so gross it is downright funny! I have tears in my eyes and my husband is looking at me like I am crazy..... I think I would still be washing my hands....... That is a story you will tell time and time again and laugh everytime! And anyone who doesn't like dogs will look at you like your nuts! __________________ "Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times."-Anon

08-04-2005, 08:36 PM	#12
sunshine22 YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 388	Just one more reason I'll never breed. Eeeeeww! It makes me want to go wash my hands right now. __________________ I my little Sunshine ...!

08-04-2005, 07:36 PM	#2
camarolynn73 Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 235	LOL! I don't think that was pee on your hand!

08-04-2005, 07:49 PM	#6
ReconsMomma BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI Posts: 2,483	OMG there should have been a warning on this one. I was eating. Note I said WAS I dont think it was love though hahaha at least on his part. Maybe lust.

08-04-2005, 08:01 PM	#8
PinkMartini BANNED! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: California Posts: 1,043	Ewwwww that's gotta be the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time... (Insert gagging smily here)

08-04-2005, 08:18 PM	#9
xtine Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1,394	That is the most hilarious at the same time most disgusting thing ever! what a riot it was I bet!

08-04-2005, 08:23 PM	#10
babyparis Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2005 Location: palestine, tx Posts: 145	wow i hope you're not married. i wonder what your husband would think? lol it was love at first sight.

08-05-2005, 04:19 AM	#13
YorkieRose YT 4000 Club Member Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 7,207	It happens...I guess nothing about dogs can gross me out.LOL __________________ Pat, Kate, Becca and Pinkkee Prim

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