I only date professional sports players. Here is my last boyfriend (and Stewie's father):
http://www.whitesoxwired.com/bio_rowand.shtml
(actually, the hilarious thing is that once I posted on here that Stewie's dad is on the Sox and I love to spend his money. People actually believed me. I was just making a joke, but I got some PMs from people asking me for my boyfriend's autograph or for a phone call from him :P I had fun trying to explain to YT members that I was just joking and I never mentioned him again for fear that I would get the same response.)